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Nothing is ever so bad it can’t get worse.
Probably not a common saying, but it’s my saying. And it has proven true time and again.
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If it doesn’t work, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Upvoted because it is true by design.
all cops are bastards
measure twice
cut onceI am an ardent believer in it, given how many times it has saved our assets at work, often to the point of annoying people. That said, I usually end up being right for insisting on more time and/or data, so it’s all good.
However, my spoonerific brain always gets this twisted to “measure once, cut twice”.
I unknowingly wrote this once in a comment about asking for more metrics during a design review.
My colleague (the author of said design document) replied with the relevant metrics and a comment saying “measure never, cut forever”. :D
Measure once
Cutoncetwice
Measure again
Cut another time
Prevention is better than cure
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
This saying doesn’t work in most countries
Crap in crap out
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s probably a duck.
It is what it is.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
haste does, indeed, make waste.
If it aint broke, don’t fix it
I’m not fixing it, I’m upgrading it.
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it.
All those things about your mom are true.
Birds of a feather flock together
Imagine a bunch of random and different birds in one flock…
“A stitch in time saves nine”
