The local community college probably has classes.

I sprained my wrist in my sleep.

Yeah same. Does Connect even have a setting for that? I mean I won’t use it; I guess I never bothered to look is all.

If you can’t stop yourself, then you are an addict. Some people find AA helpful. Maybe there are counselors/therapists. I’ve never had this particular problem fortunately, but I’ve seen it kill people. You should get help. If you’re not sure, consult with a doctor - professionals know things that we do not, and their opinion is going to be both way more objective than you or anyone you know, and way more trustworthy than random people on the internet.

Just get a standard issue universal remoteb with a self-synching feature.

As long as it’s not male-to-male electrical extension cord.

Okay you got me. I’m Neptunian.

Dude I had an AI death clock predict my death on October 13rst.

Joke’s on you, we’re all hallucinations and you’re a random collection of particles that have assembled themselves into a delusional consciousness in the darkness of space sometime after the last star fizzled out but before total proton decay.

My buddy grew up in Omaha. He describes it as being about as big as a few large suburbs.

But does he WAAAAAGH!?

What if you’re 2 or more of these?

I don’t think so, but I don’t like kids. Like even a little bit; they’re loud, annoying, and tend to give me headaches. Hell, I didn’t like kids when I was one.

You mean the knee?

Don’t feel too bad. One time I had a brain fart and couldn’t remember the word “microwave” and called it the “nukeamajig.” I still do, but on purpose now.

I’ve watched things go from “how can we profit from this?” to “how much can we profit from this without quite killing the plebs?”

Here’s a handy guide to help.

https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/