Especially if the sinners still need their punishment?
Have you ever been to Brighton Beach?
No?
Well, hell is real.
After Trump dies, for $19.99, you can contribute your piss to the Golden Cell
All inclusive resort, preferably one you reach from a cruise.
You could try, but tourism is already on a decline to the United States
Step right up! Step right up! Grab a pitchfork and stab a Nazi!
5 dollars and I’ll let you kick Reagan in the balls
Here’s my entire credit card and I’m bringing my steel-toes
Why wait for hell?
Which ring? Limbo aint so bad, just windy, Oklahoma building codes would be more than sufficent, and you get to pal around with all the famous people who croaked before big J showed up. Real estate in some of the lower rings should get pretty cheap, you would not need much infrastructure for heating and cooling as the tempeature varies wildly between the rings (which according to Dante, are atleast walking distance apart)
I personally would set up an ice rink adventure camp on ring 9. Cocytus does not appear to thaw, so long as you dont mind skating around the traitors frozen in the ice and stay an arms length from Lucifer, you can probably set up a pretty good tourist trap.
Probably allow people to beat up recently deceased corrupt politicians and ceos.
palm trees and golf courses. Seems to have worked for Palm Springs.
(I’m kidding but the only time I’ve ever personally experienced 124F (51C) was there)
“Come see Hitler get a pineapple shoved up his ass while he’s wearing a French maid uniform!”
This was a question from The Middle Ages:
Could the people in Heaven see the people in Hell suffering ?
And then we have OP who wants to monetize it like Walt Disney.
yeah, just serve up some r34 animated rats and put cocaine in the beverages
😀 I was thinking along the lines of a log flume ride that ends in the lake of fire. It doesn’t have to be about watching Hitler and Mussolini boil upside down in a cauldron full of sulphur.
Already done.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Norway
The village of Hell has become a minor tourist attraction because of its name, as visitors often have their photograph taken in front of the station sign.
In the Hell of the US you can even become the mayor for a day
Apparently, Hell, Grand Cayman is also doing well on the tourist front:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Grand_Cayman
Regardless of how it first came to be called Hell, the name stuck and the area has become a tourist attraction, featuring a fire-engine red hell-themed post office from which you can send “postcards from hell”, and a gift shop with “Satan” Ivan Farrington[1] passing out souvenirs while greeting people with phrases like “How the hell are you?” and “Where the hell are you from?”
Really, I think that the bigger question here shouldn’t be “how would you turn Hell into a tourist destination”, but rather “how would you avoid overtourism in Hell?”
basically a zoo.
“Here we have the Hitler, Mother Theresa and Leopold II enclosure. Please don’t stare at them, they will fling poo”
No changes required. Anything eye-catching will draw some adventure tourists.
Remember the guy that tried to hitchhike across Syria back in the ISIS days? I 'member.
Hahaha nice try SATAN!!!
Budget cuts are affecting everything smh
Free churros
