I think it would be cooler than funerals.
The tiktok prank videos are about to get hotter
Hospitals would be incredibly dangerous
When saying goodbye to grandma, we all try to ignore the stranger standing nervously in the corner of the room with a fire extinguisher.
Billy, don’t get too close to grandma!
Okay, her pulse is slowing, everyone behind the yellow line!
The potential for chain reactions on mass transit or in sports stadiums seems unpleasant.
Mandatory Social Distancing
Social Distancing
Face masks again?
;-)
Oh no, you don’t need a face mask, you need a fucking Hazmat Suit that can withstand fire and explosions.
Hazmat suits are terrible for fire and explosions.
You want bunkergear (firefighters wear this) or Kevlar.
Wind and solar energy is no longer used because it’s cheaper to just work poor people to death and then use their burning corpses to run a generator.
The orphan crushing machine is now a power plant.
An industry develops, especially in poor societies and those without a good justice system where people of imminent death are kept (brain-)“alive” in a coma, and get sold as burning material for industry (factories and various production), engines like for big ships, and booby-traps in conflict zones.
I think it would be cooler than funerals.
I think it would be hotter funerals.
Replace “combust” with “violently explode” and you basically have the universe of Death Stranding.
Carrying marshmallows at all times becomes commonplace.
We would need crazy fire codes in palative care. Also feel bad for firefighters, and murders are going to be real hard to solve.
How does society react to this?
Idk where that’s from but this gif looks funny 😁
The movie Castaway. This gif is sped up, which is making it more comedic looking then it was intended.
Tom Hanks movie where he’s stranded on an island and barely manages to make a fire for the first time.
He also makes a friend named Wilson.
car airbags are now filled with ludicrous amounts of fire-suppressor foam
Enhance your calm, John Spartan.
OP You should watch (or read if you like manga) Fire Force. The hook is that people randomly catch fire and society kinda has to deal with it, it’s a fun show.
And yeah it’s cooler than funerals, the Fire Force brings along nuns to pray for the person when they need to put them out.
Significant additional fireproofing in homes, and especially in beds.
EKG required for anyone overweight or older than 60 before engaging the services of an escort.
A lot more murders occur and go unsolved due to a lack of evidence.
If it happens to everyone, “society” will get used to it after about 3 weeks.
No fundamental changes.I imagine a lot of hospital rooms, prisons cells, and streets of big cities, being filled with blood and the burnt remnants of corpses. Imagine all that cleaning needed.
Pressure washers are really effective.
Technicalities.
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