I say weird shit and half the time I actually believe it.

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  • The dumbest injury I ever had was, when I was like two or three years old, I jumped off of a chifferobe with a blue towel wrapped around my neck, thinking I could fly, and landed headfirst on an iron bed post.

    Apparently I blacked out, and I walked up to my mom with the towel on my forehead, telling her I didn’t feel good, and she went to take a look, and I pulled the towel away for her to see my entire face and body covered in blood.

    That was the moment that inspired her to become a nurse.

    My next actual memory after jumping off of the chifferobe was waking up in an ER and hearing a woman giving birth in the room behind me.