Hard to pin down proportionally, but there’s a solid chance I’d just be hearing a P-Funk concert 24/7.

Do you have issues with vertigo? Huey Lewis was diagnosed with Ménière’s disease, which is often signaled by tinnitus and vertigo.

Republicans: “Hey, you suggested it, but now that we’re thinking about it…”

“Own the libs”

Kalimotxo. It’s red wine and cola in roughly equal parts, to taste. It’s a great way to salvage old wine that’s a day or two past drinkable, especially on a hot day.

I described it once on reddit in the before times, and someone called it a “shit red wine spritzer” and I think that’s kinda apt.