It’s less about how clean it actually is and more about how I feel about it. Same way that I wouldn’t eat anything that fell into a brand new unused toilet. Like, it’s clean, but… nah.

I’d never do that, even if I just deep cleaned my sink.

Yes

Not unusual to use it in place of butter when toasting bread.

Though, it is probably consumed uncooked far more often.

Looking at the global median isn’t a good comparison, for starters. Many of those school systems aren’t comparable.

That said, there’s not likely to be one reason. I could guess at them, but I’d rather not since some will inevitably be wrong.

Funnily enough, I got mad at CVS being far too persistent on my meds when I kept texting no I don’t need a refill that I finally said “fuck off” and then it finally stopped pestering me. I didn’t expect it to do anything. I was just mad.

Why would I spend any effort on keeping tabs on people who made my life miserable?