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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days ago

It's those damn coding gremlins I tell ya

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It's those damn coding gremlins I tell ya

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days ago
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    Hemingway used to say “Write drunk, edit sober.” I’ve modernized that a bit for my own personal philosophy:

    Code drunk. Debug drunk. Merge drunk.

    • aubertlone@lemmy.world
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      This is the way.

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      Yeah, we’ve been meaning to talk to you about that.

    • Natanael@infosec.pub
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      Make sure to hit the Ballmer’s peak

    • shoo@lemmy.world
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      Isn’t it the inverse of that? And Hemingway always struck me as more of a “write drunk, edit buzzed” guy

      • Toribor@corndog.social
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        Yup, I messed it up. I edited my post to be the correct way around.

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    Right side looks pretty good to me.

    • samus12345@lemm.ee
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      A dragon’s a dragon.

  • 🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@lemmy.world
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    Just don’t read it again in the morning. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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    There comes a point, somewhere late in the evening after my ADHD meds have worn off, where it’s more productive to not do any coding. If I do, I’m just going to end up throwing most of it out tomorrow because it’s a bunch of bug littered spaghetti.

    Unfortunately, I also solve most of my big problems when I’m not staring at a screen. After which I have to resist the temptation to go work on it so I don’t make a big mess. It’s some kind of cruel irony.

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      Then you set a bunch of reminders for yourself to remember the solution from yesterday. Then the next day you wonder what the hell any of the reminders mean

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    The point of the 4am code is to grasp a concept. You can clean it up later, but getting a firm grasp on what you want it to do is a solid dragon slaying win

  • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip
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    I had that castle toy as a kid holy shit the memories tucked away in this brain

    • Arkhive (they/she)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Came here to say the same. I loved that thing. The little “hidden” passage for the boulder drop trap. That thing was awesome!

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