throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoWhat do you think will be the cause of your death?message-squaremessage-square107linkfedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up177arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you think will be the cause of your death?throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square107linkfedilinkfile-text
I think for me, its either: (Ranked by most to least likely) Heart Attack Suicide (Probably by Jumping) Hit by a vehicle Murdered by a family member
minus-squarecalabast@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 days agoMaybe they will incorrectly claim you’ve died, and then your cause of death will be being fired out of a cannon with confetti. That’d be one for the record books.
minus-squareLemming421@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 days agoHave a motion activated speaker in your pocket so that when you do get fired, it screams “wait, I’m aliiiiiive… aaaaargh!”
Maybe they will incorrectly claim you’ve died, and then your cause of death will be being fired out of a cannon with confetti. That’d be one for the record books.
Have a motion activated speaker in your pocket so that when you do get fired, it screams “wait, I’m aliiiiiive… aaaaargh!”