My kid used to love going for walks in the woods with me.
One day we came across one of these mating balls, and they had never seen a garter snake before. Despite my assurances that these are literally one of the most harmless things you can find in the woods, my kid has never willingly accompanied me for hikes since.
I’m something of a mating ball, myself.
Damn, I’m 4 hours late
Good thing the dont have feet, can you imagine the time lost while all the Canadian snakes had to appologize to each other?
I wish people were mating like this. Not that I want to, just it would be hilarious
I didnt know Canada was Australia. I always thought Canada was too cold for this shit.
Garter snakes are harmless, they run from you and don’t bite.
Even if they did bite it would still be harmless, tiny teeth, low bite force, no venom, would hardly hurt if it managed to hurt at all.
Ok so why are you taking photos and not joining in on the fun?
Humans really do do everything so wrong
Snorgy
Admit you want to climb into the snake orgy a bit
I could finally find out how chewing 5 gum supposedly feels
Snake orgy… you learn something new everyday…
Snorgy
Death by snu snu
Gesundheit.
I was perfectly okay not knowing about this
And now you’re even better!
@RageAgainstTheRich @ickplant
SchlangenorgieOh god… it even has a name and happens a LOT…
South park bit
Terk er jerbs!!
Der de derrr!!!
Took what? /s
Alright everyone…back in the pile.
Manitoba remains my least favored province. But the snakes are cool at least.
