While not the worst, a friend of mine who worked an appointment desk once came home and announced “I just made appointments for three people named Unique today”

Elon

Perhaps not the worst, but I’ve had it with anything that rhymes with Aiden

Colón

L’or-ange

Shithead, pronounced shi-thayd.

Elon

Dickson

abcdefg, or whatever musk is naming his children. anna rexxia, ellis dee, crystal methvin, and crystal methany.

i know someone named dallas, pretty much a pornstar name, and austin powers.

Ruettiger

Fey-Lea

Pubert has a lovely ring to it.

Bastard

Braxton