I would watch this. Especially if it was an angry Brit, rather than a dramatic American. And even more if it didn’t keep replaying the same 5 minutes of telly before and after each ad break. And even more if it didn’t have an ad break every 10 minutes that lasted 5 minutes.

I literally said this today, to my wife and I meant “an area exactly like a children’s playground, but suitably large enough for adults to use”.