You’d remember shit like being a plankton, a slug, a housefly, a dung beetle, a rat, a squirrel, a raccoon, a double headed snake (fuck Larry life), a cat, a sloth, and finally a human.

Good luck with that.

At today’s prices, I have to buy shoes by the toe. It takes 10 months just for the toes, and that’s not including the heels, soles, socks, and tariffs and shit…

I have about the same luck with shoes. Once I finally find the perfect fitting shoes and wear them out, I’m lucky if I can find the same shoes new even once again… ☹️

Again, we are not discussing generating AI, we are discussing recognizing images from a camera. That requires parallel processing and many terabytes, if not even petabytes of images to compare to.

You got a petabyte of storage and a 1024 core processor to scavenge through all those images to tell you that the picture of your butt plug looks like a purple booty packer 3000?

No shit Watson, that’s my whole point. AI as anyone today knows it is cloud based, meaning you’re tethered to the internet. Your device can’t process it all by its little measly lonesome self.

Recognizing a face is one thing, that’s more or less just knowing certain geometries. Recognizing who that face actually is, or what model car that is, or whatever, requires processing through a huge database of information.

Also, as of right now, not all AI systems are even smart enough to distinguish a human from a monkey. They both have faces yo…

We’re not talking about image rendering, we’re talking about image recognition. Although they may seem related, they are not.

It’s one thing to sling a 3D model and textures to a GPU, but it’s totally a different thing to take a photo and sling it against a humongous AI model being run at a datacenter with billions of images to compare it to.

Modern AI, as you’re seeing it today, is processed by massive data centers online with thousands of processing units running in parallel, not by your local device. Your device would be way too slow to expect any sort of realtime object recognition, at least with the current state of technology.

TL;DR - I don’t think it’ll happen anytime soon, at least not on your local device. It would take a super fast and steady connection to the AI service.

That I made their DropBox account, and they can’t access it anymore…