Da Bald Eagul

Could be an announcement like “Hey guys, tomorrow you have the day off on us. Have fun!” at the end of the work day or whatever.

Saying “you get one day PTO to use whenever you want” is of course better, but sometimes unplanned free time is nice too. Both would work fine imo.

The secret ingredient is spending too much time online as an escape from reality

Online friends helped me get through puberty tbh. Irl my classmates were mostly bullies.

If the internet didn’t exist I very likely wouldn’t be alive today, so I guess not

Doesn’t matter at all. Usually off because of comfort, but not for cleanliness. What other people do, I don’t care. If it gets dirty it’ll be cleaned at some point.