A little nepotism diesn’t hurt.

Droppping out of college after 5 years. Instantly got me 30k debt.

I’ve been doing that for half a year or so. It’s still shit, so I’m giving up on autocorrect.

How much oil did you use to make the recipe?

User history proves that this user is genuinely a weird wizard, emphasis on weird.

I did, but I just turned it off two seconds ago. I had been fed up for a while with all the “ducking” and other stupid autocorrects that I did not intend. I can type well enough and if not, that’s on me. But autocorrect makes worse errors than I do. I usually proof read my texts anyways, so that should catch 99% of all preventable errors.

I wanted to plant a tree today. Dug a hole. Hit my Internet cable and cut it clean in half. Just my Internet cable though, not the whole neighbourhood. But still… no Internet until at least Tuesday.
I don’t how calling could have saved me from this predicament though. But at least now you know the universe doesn’t hate you, it hates everyone equally.

Yes, at least the coffee-milk-replacements. Because if you do that with hot “milk” and pour some coffee with it, you get a cappuccino. And I think almost any milk replacement can be a coffee-milk-replacement