“JUST $10.28/YEAR - WOW!!” Laughed out loud at that, and I’ll have to give this a look. Currently I just use nginx and duckdns to expose my home IP for my self hosted stuff.

While that is true the main reason they aren’t made is not because of your stated reason, the main reason they aren’t made is because you have two live metal prongs ready to kill when one end is plugged into power.

I only park backwards at work and it’s because I sleep in my car on my breaks, I get more shade on the front side of my car from the tree I park under if I park backwards. Also it is nice saving the ~10 seconds backing out to leave when I really wanna start getting home even though that time saving in practice is miniscule.