Stringy, sinewy, tough, but good at absorbing whatever sauce you put on it

To which the wife responds with “what are you? A KREE LOVER?! I fucking knew it, you thought I really believed Yon-Rogg was just a close friend at work?!”

Are you saying he lives 2 lives where one may be ashamed of the other?

Context is: “Hey honey, the clown cancelled for little Bobby’s 4th birthday, do you want me to call the White Power Ranger to replace them?”

What is camel comparable to?

I don’t think I’ve ever had “good” turkey so I would put it at the bottom of my poultry, goose is definitely fatty but I consider it like the wagyu of poultry. Duck is in the middle but still more decadent than chicken. Squab is near the top as well.

Someone wrote beans so you’re ok

Nothing like a mouth full of manflesh

I’ll eat one them mufuggas for my boy Steve

What kind?

What’s gator like? Chicken?

Ya I think sausage buns tend to be a bit denser rather than the softer gummier hot dog buns

Peanut butter bacon hotdog? I would probably try it

Have you tried sausage buns?

Ya it’s part of the joke. My old account was ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee

You gotta team up with that other guy to make a hotdog youtube channel

I could see you making short youtube videos like that sandwich guy but for hotdogs

That’s why you gotta get your ABV up to help break down the buildup in your arteries

That last line is a fact lol

Vegan dogs are surprisingly good when they’re topped up