This kind of level-headed consideration is why he was able to come to you with his concerns after, so good job there. I think you’re on the right track with an open conversation about coming to you with these kinds of things before they happen. “I’m concerned about you keeping safe so could we please talk something like this through before you do it next time?” Would be the line I’d use but you obviously know your son better than me so YMMV. All in all I’m glad things worked out okay and hopefully this’ll be a learning experience for mindfulness.

There’s probably a sticker with the license code on the laptop somewhere.

Time will put your enemies in the ground.

Wait that’s a thing?!

No, but I don’t wait for the beeping to stop.

That’s the cholesterol clogging your arteries.

I used to work overnights at Walmart and nothing slapped harder on my midnight “lunch” break than a couple of red hot dogs from the Circle K, especially if their nacho cheese machine was still running.

He’s blond! He’s pissed! He’ll see you in the lists!

Some animals are big enough to just have fauna, nothing micro about them. See whale lice as an example.

Legit one of the best moments of my college life was sitting on the roof of my car with a friend watching the sunset from a Margs parking lot waiting to sober up.

Congrats, you just dodged a fae bargain.

“Bug” is a scientific word that refers to members of the sub-order Heteroptera. See assassin bugs, leaf-footed bugs, etc.

But yeah language is fluid and most people call any old arthropod a bug.