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Spelt.

No unusual missing person reports today. Hmmmm did you say “true” christians?

Tighty

Buy bitcoin, write down the private keys, and mail it to yourself in 20 years like doc brown in BTTF2

How did all that porn get in the woods? Was there some kind of Horny Appleseed sprinkling porn mags across the country?

I hope it was painful

Last I checked, “rights” now means “my right to control you”

And much more

Maybe ask your real dad

Malcom in the middle did it

You can call your cat anything you want, they still won’t come.

Owning real estate. Similar to being a “qualified investor” today

They dont- you can sign up for all evening classes if you want

They aren’t confessing, they’re bragging

Just put the fucking paint on the wall and get paid.

How come

Parasol

Your first stop would be a bankruptcy lawyer.