Xilabar the Dice Goblin
A #ttrpg nerd and a #rodent lover.
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Xilabar the Dice Goblin@dice.campOPto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How long could a kid be sent to juvie for trespassing on museum property i proximity to a robbery?1·29 days agoWell, the thing she definitely (but not proveably) stole is basically something like a mix between the Millenium Puzzle, the Lament Configuration, and the Behelit. Very very bad news to have stolen, and under normal circumstances the only person to have a motive to steal it would be the next dark lord.
Xilabar the Dice Goblin@dice.campOPto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How long could a kid be sent to juvie for trespassing on museum property i proximity to a robbery?5·29 days ago@pteryx @leave_it_blank
I don’t think so. We’re going to see *normal* malice from government employees. For example, the macguffin she stole was being displayed in a museum as bait for Baby Voldemort, who happens to be her best friend. Normally the dark lordling isn’t a team player and would just charge in and grab it, so there was a security team to nab anyone who tried to steal it and then Get Rid Of Them. Obviously detaining people for pre-crime is not legal, so this was a secret operation.
Xilabar the Dice Goblin@dice.campOPto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How long could a kid be sent to juvie for trespassing on museum property i proximity to a robbery?1·29 days ago@Ziggurat
Huh. I never considered that. I think i need to rework her backstory a bit, since I wrote that she’d already been to juvie once in 2nd grade when she turned the school bully into a speedbump. If there’s a minimum age for criminal liability, what would happen to that murder charge?
Xilabar the Dice Goblin@dice.campOPto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How long could a kid be sent to juvie for trespassing on museum property i proximity to a robbery?7·29 days ago@leave_it_blank
Fantasy setting, gonna be inspired by America because that’s what I know. Main change is that lawyers are, by nature of the magic system, always wizards. The actual story takes place in magic school, and this isn’t the main character so the trial isn’t going to be given much attention.
Xilabar the Dice Goblin@dice.campOPto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How long could a kid be sent to juvie for trespassing on museum property i proximity to a robbery?3·29 days agoFor context, the macguffin in question is something like a cross between the Millenium Puzzle and the Lament Configuration. It takes a powerful mind and will to solve it, and the sort of people who are drawn to it will do great things—terrible, yes, but great. It’s reasonable to assume this 10-year-old middle-class white girl stole it because she’s going to grow up to be the next Voldemort, so I think its reasonable for the judge to throw the book at her.
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