SharkEatingBreakfast

Didn’t “Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries” get canceled?

I desperately want it back.

bruh holy shit

Jewish lineage ≠ Jewish religion.

You can be Jewish but not practice all that.

My da is Jewish and believes that all of Israel belongs to the Jewish people, and any killing over it is justified because “it was promised to us in the Bible.”

My only retort was “That’s actually fucking disgusting. Wonder what Jesus would think of that? For fucks sake.”

He doesn’t mention it anymore.

Hate that shit.

EDIT: Jewish lineage, not a practicer of the Jewish religion.

It’s cute and funny, and I like my lil guy. (:

My kid said that he believes that’s a “Christmas Island Crab”.

Dance Dance Revolution?

I forgot that people barely remember what DDR used to stand for these days.

Playing DDR.

Because then the public won’t see my red, flailing body as I stumble around to sit after a single song.

That and mowing my lawn. …except with my lawn, I’ve had people pull over and ask if I’m okay. Which is embarrassing every time it happens. I’m out of shape and I have a condition!! But I’m not going to explain that to strangers lol

Shane, of course! Who tf gets jealous over Shane??

My ex-spouse accused me of cheating on him.

…with a character in the video game.

…because I “clearly love him more that you love me!”

Whenever he’d be upset (for whatever reason), he would snap and say “Why don’t you go talk to the person you actually love??” before giving me the silent treatment until he needed something.

It was the beginning of the end.

Don’t miss it lol

EDIT: oh fuck, I forgot… he actually sold our PS4 containing the game/save file completely out of the blue a few months after his first accusation, without telling me first. The game in question was “Stardew Valley”. He was a shitty little man.