SeductiveTortoise

I don’t fight it. I have a small project that’s completely fucked up, and I refactor it a little every day as a treat. So relaxing 💖

To be fair, I would have a hard time giving billions away. I don’t have any, and I probably will never (except if an event of hyper inflation happens), but that’s just a technicality.

I think I was ten when a friend and I asked his big sister if we could watch with her. We could, but I still think A Nightmare on Elm Street was a bit too much for me back then.

He can’t help you. Y’all need Linus.

I love being a nerd

“This is what my parents raised me for. Step aside!”