Was having a party and a buddy had a bunch of weed. Due to a noise complaint the cops showed up at the door so I answered it and talked to the cops. Told them I’d turn the music down a bit and all was good.

Just as I was closing the door and going back to the party I heard the toilet flush. My overly paranoid buddy had flushed all his weed down the shitter.

The guys at the top, or the common rube? The ones at the top are just there to steal everything that isn’t nailed down, the rest are so full of disinformation and bullshit that they couldn’t tell you the time of day without Fox news telling them first.

Worst part is many of them would rather go down with the ship than admit that they got fucked by a whiny man in orange makeup wearing a diaper.

Ah well that sucks. Canadian dimes are magnetic, I thought it may have been similar.

Are american dimes not magnetic? A magnetic floor sweeper should have worked great there.