Cheesesteaks and yeungling

I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

It’s mega-maid, sir! She’s gone from suck to blow!

I had a friend whose dog had 5 puppies in his 1BR apartment. The smell of urine was bad enough that it choked you and made your eyes water. This house must be a toxic nightmare

A friend of mine turned me on to pineapple and peanut butter on my burger. It is weirdly amazing.