

Well, the cat just left something in the litter box, so you get first dibs on cleaning that.
Then, uh, tea? You want tea? Or whiskey? Look, your options are: tea, whiskey, water, wine, and coffee. Pick up to 4. Same cup, that’s cool, you do you.
Then I’ll bake a tiny cake and we can watch 90’s music videos and play Nintendo until our eyes bleed.
This is how I feel with just my spouse. Spotify absorbs so much ADD energy and immediate new music whiplash that I can’t help but be OK with it.
The alternative is to be up at 4:00am on Oct 13 ripping T-Swizzle MP3s from YT.