Don’t be polite to AI to get on the nice list during the AI uprising. AI doesn’t care about our illogical human emotions.

Be nice to AI because it costs the parent company millions in increased electrical fees. It’s also good practice for being nice when interacting with anybody on the internet.

First time we left him home alone, after his brother passed. When we left, the window was closed and the screen was properly installed. Still not sure how unlatched the window and slid it open but there he was, just as happy as could be with a “oh good you’re home” look on his face.

Almost immediately. My roommates had our computers in the same room and we would regularly comment about the “magic clock” and how only 15 minutes ago it was 3 hours ago. Similarly, the “magic ashtray” that would go from empty to full in the course of 2 cigarettes.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jvRX5ixyiaQ

Listen to the third verse.