Pretty unhinged but:

“Girl, are you from Mississippi? Cause you’re the only missus I’d pee on.”

Also bottom of the barrel but if you were to say it with a little spice, any state with two parts can be erotic.

“I want to New your York” or “I would North/South your Dakota” etc.

I’m impressed you got the text to be in some sort of focus

Any translation of “The Divine Comedy” should be atleast interesting! Possibly the best feat of poetry of our time.

Back when I was an edgy teen, the saga of Darren Shan and the adjacent content of the Demonata were good as far as I can remember. I don’t know if it will hold up for a more mature audience despite that being the demographic.