“I hope you like lobster because I want to make you my Maine girl.”
Something about VerMOUNT.
“I’m glad I have a boat because I’m about to take you to rode Island.”
"Hi, I’m from Michigan. holds up hand and points to it with the other To be precise, here. I’d like to offer you a seat. To be precise, here. points to face.
“Girl, are you from the Midwest, because I love your cans, ass. (Kansas)”
At a meetup for technicians: “Are we in the Lonestar state because all I see is an amazing tech’s ass. (Texas)”
“Do you have a sister named Elsa because that would make you Anna. I’m on a trip around the country and my next stop is Mount Anna.”
“I’d love to get you in a threesome, but I’m not sure about my inuit girlfriend, so Alaska. (I’ll ask her)”
For years I have said that y’all is the best thing to come out of the south.