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Precisely why I use as open hardware as I can, which isn’t much in the world of phones : (

Yes. I flippin HATE that “feature”. I own you. You do what I tell you!

Not sure why you’re getting those. None of mine are msn icons.

They say it “June 1st”, as opposed to “1st of June”, so it makes sense to write it that way. That, mate, was a hard lesson to learn for me lol.

I ain’t no bitch

Proceeds to bitch.

What are you going to do… bite them to death?!

They toasted you? Why, that’s not but a flesh wound!

I actually really like this idea.

Ah. Yes. I, too, am a knight.

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Lol genius!

Mainframe for the home user, with all files on their servers and, thus, controlled by them. That’s always been their goal, but the tech just didn’t exist until recently.

She has a name, you know!

I totally didn’t just Google Don Draper’s daughter, saw it was Kiernan Shipka, and edited the comment to add it. I totally already knew her name was Kiernan Shipka…

Berate them with “foul language”. Depending on the country, they will mark your number as hostile, and it will be removed from their contact list. Since they share lists, this will propagate to other lists, as well.

Torrenting 84TB of books for a megacorp.

“I restart every day before going home”

Uptime: 19:23:07:24

Yeah… Logging off isn’t restarting…

(Brought to you by my actual day today)

E: correct autocorrect

E2: of course that’s not why I told her. I explained how fastboot sometimes takes over and doesn’t actually restart the device, only “refreshes” the experience. I recommended she restart at least once a week. We’ll see what happens.