Step 1)… Download the app. If you got the app now you just need to purchase internet for 7 days for just $100!

Step 2) buy multi device so your family can talk to each other.

Step 3) you’ve spent money now go to the buffet and forget your troubles.

Step 4) hmm your kid’s phones don’t have the app right? Oh may… Take a few minutes to run that in your head.

Step 5) hey you can just hot spot on your phone! Yeah baby! Oh WTF? How come the play store is not connecting? Oh fuck the Wi-Fi disconnects on your phone when you hot spot.

Step 6)oh let me see…what’s your paternal control password again?.. Ehhh, wait, if you don’t have internet on the kid’s phone, how will it send the password?

  • Grimtuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
    52·
    14 days ago

    Cruises suck. Giant shopping malls and water parks at sea with no escape and oppressive views.

    • macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.worldEnglish
      61·
      14 days ago

      You are leaving out all of the entertainment, the meals, and the visitation of ports. Either you have never been on a cruise and are regurgitating bullshit others have told you and you believed, or you went on a “cruise” with 2 dudes who promised you a good time and might have delivered ;-).

      • Grimtuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        13 days ago

        Nope, never been and have no intention of going on a cruise. I can’t think of a worse holiday. But I appreciate that everyone has different taste but I still can’t think of anything worse.

      • altphoto@lemmy.todayOPEnglish
        1·
        14 days ago

        The buffet yesterday was great! But I must complaint aptly so…you can get water there, lemon juice, tea, apple juice but if you want soda you have to order it. Little do they know I love apple juice and hate soda.