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  • troed@fedia.io
    28·
    2 days ago

    Brought to you by (us) security researchers who will happily come in and sort out your security issues later. For a very hefty hourly fee.

    • ulterno@programming.devEnglish
      1·
      10 hours ago

      So I can do programming and find and fix bugs.
      How do I go on to advertise myself to them as a security researcher and get that hefty hourly fees?

      Problem is, I am not very good at fooling people marketing.

    • marcos@lemmy.world
      9·
      2 days ago

      who will happily come in and sort out your security issues later

      I really doubt anybody will be happy about it, even after considering the size of the fees. And also, you have a very high estimation of the capacity of those people to notice they have to call you, I really doubt it’s deserved.