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- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
The napping boar is very cute <3
You in the wrong job then
That don’t mean shit. Right now, you could say that to anyone.
When I worked at a science/tech company all I saw was software engineers dicking around as I was crawling around on the ground turning wrenches with my dear friends the wolf spiders. Oh yeah … The meetings my gawd all the fucking meetings yet nothing seem to change. I want to live in a world were tech is not just buzzwords and nonsense. Now I see what their job was supposed to be… There is a lot of bullshit, bloat, blood suckers and talent restrained. Some of these engineers I could tell they cheated their way through school. Also, there were two gun incidents from the temp workers that they chose to hire. One dude was on the news and we heard the 911 call of him killing his own cousin. These people that own these companies are fucking stupid. Absolutely fucking stupid. The owners son who was going to take over the business, you could tell he was high on cocaine. If you get laid off or fired, don’t take it personal. Trust me. All these people are scum fucks. And if someone doubted me, I kept the receipts. I have proof of everything. It always seems like you’re getting gas lit. Like people just don’t understand how crazy it is out here. Like I’m almost certain, we’re just stuck in time. Nothing important is happening in this country. And even from the military industrial complex standpoint, they’re turning that all into subscription-based products. Not only do the American people not own the tech, but the military is on its knees to private corporations who own everything. If you think military spending is outrageous now, just you wait. All these new projects are going to be unnecessarily expensive. What happens in the private sector is most likely going to happen in the public sector or even the military. I kind of think about it like this. These tech companies have enormous power and influence over everything and they are trying to create their own little walled gardens or ecosystems. And if you really look at the world not through boundaries, but through the world of finances and who owns what and where, you see a hidden world of power. It’s like in our best interest to support the little guy. Then cut his ass down when he gets too mouthy. You’ll see. The dictator is a bogeyman and he is there to crush the people. But the inner circle is who figures out how to do that. You should be afraid of the family, the inner circle.
I feel like at least one of the trash bins should be on fire…
It’s all lie in the end. Literally, our whole lives revolve around a billionaire’s penis and the desire to constantly be at war, killing poor people like women and children. I’ve met PhDs that I thought were just monsters, absolute monsters, so stupid, so idiotic, and I was like, this is the moment when I lose faith in everything. I think it’s because you gotta look at the bigger picture. What are we doing as a collective? For me, I’ve noticed we’re not up to much, really and the further you go back in time, studying history, you start to realize that there hasn’t been much human progress. The leader is a follower and the follower is a leader that is dead. If there is a hell, it’s inside your head. Those that want to save the children are those that harm the children. Immaculate Conception, East and West Deception, putting revolutionaries in a box and destroying their cause, want to kill a truth, wrap it in a lie, then watch it die. It’s a small world after all. It’s a small world after all.
Job description: we’re looking for someone with experience in deploying cutting edge machine learning systems, preferably PhD.
Actual job: Excel spreadsheet
Data-intensive? Electron intensely uses all of your system’s memory data, right?
My favorite book 🥹