cm0002@lemmings.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 day agoProgrammers are no longer needed!imagemessage-square138linkfedilinkarrow-up1821arrow-down18cross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1813arrow-down1imageProgrammers are no longer needed!cm0002@lemmings.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 day agomessage-square138linkfedilinkcross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
minus-squareZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·20 hours agoSo is COBOL. (Is there any sane alternative to SQL?)
minus-squareRooster326@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 hours ago (Is there any sane alternative to SQL?) Well there is our lord and savior, or so I’m told by many MBA(s), No SQL Oh wait you said Sane. Nevermind.
minus-squareDrasglaf@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·19 hours ago (Is there any sane alternative to SQL?) Yes, no SQL.
So is COBOL.
(Is there any sane alternative to SQL?)
AWK?
Well there is our lord and savior, or so I’m told by many MBA(s), No SQL
Oh wait you said Sane. Nevermind.
Yes, no SQL.
I lol’d