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fubarx@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago

When in Rome...

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When in Rome...

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fubarx@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago
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    This seems dangerous for both the codebase and the cars around them.

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      Crashing and then crashing

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        How to crash your software and hardware at once.

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      thinks of the code first, humans second

      Programmer confirmed

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      In case of crash git revert or git reset --hard idbeforecrash

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        git rebase acura
        
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    deleted by creator

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      A software engineer needs two jobs. Which means most people need at least 4. Or 3 if they live under a bridge.

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        A software engineer does not need two jobs. That’s ridiculous.

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          It sounds ridiculous, yes, but there are US software engineers who basically work for minimum wage full time doing freelance work because that is all they can find

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          https://www.businessinsider.com/why-google-employees-live-in-the-parking-lot-2015-10?op=1

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    Half-assing two jobs at once

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    Merging the PR and merging into traffic!

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    Yo Dawg, I heard you like merging. …

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    All to afford the cardboard box they no doubt live in

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    don’t merge and drive

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    This is a concept known as CAC (configuration as code) - the driver made changes to the route, making the change visible, reversible, safe, auditable and testable. It’s also great for the PRs merged per day metric!

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      Cabdriving As Code

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    man i hate those stupid phone holder thingys so much

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      You know those motorised lifts they install in old peoples homes to help them get upstairs?

      Those things drive me up the fucking wall.

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