Black Lotus. You gotta shell out bank or win some vintage tournament to acquire one these days.

I’d just be like “my bad dude” and pull a little bit closer after that. What a weenie.

nonplussed

You seem to be confused. This isn’t a debate.

See, you don’t read.

Me: I don’t need to prove anything to you.

You: Prove me wrong.

Like, no. You can’t even read and parse one paragraph, and you want me to compile a bunch of research you won’t understand? You want me to explain the difference between a scant majority of the population who decided to and were permitted to vote and a vast majority of all people everywhere to someone who struggles with basic reading? What a laugh.

I’ve provided more facts to support my claim than you have for yours. I’ve provided nothing, whereas you have actively lied about the nothing you’ve brought forth. I don’t need to prove anything to you.

Not that I could, conservatives don’t think anyway, and you can’t logic someone out of a position they felt their way into.

Those are not facts. You are wrong. Nice try though.

And here lies my point. A vast majority of people don’t think its hate speech. And a vast majority of people believe free speech supersedes hate speech.

Actually, a vast majority of people don’t support being a shitbag to other people. You’re confusing popular sentiment with the whims of the conservative elite. If you don’t just hide in right wing echo chambers all the time you might be surprised to find out how unpopular your terrible views are.

I think people are weirdly obsessed with sports. It’s fine to enjoy them, but it’s a fucking game. They need to calm down.

Mork

I’m considering putting truck nuts on my fiat for exactly that reason. They’re just goofy and ridiculous!

House of Leaves. I don’t know if I want to read it again, but that book was a cool experience.

The ability to see where the thing in the fridge I’m looking for is immediately

That sounds delicious what

I need to find this

Precisely

Tatchos. You can’t tell me anyone’s ever scarfed a platter of tatchos and then been like, “let’s do something physical”

Usually either put on a record, take the dog for a walk, or diddle the skittle

Alternate shaved and not shaved so your chin is striped, trust me

(for real though, I think the beard looks good)

Fortunately not, cast iron is damn near invincible. Just a lot of smoke and a brief bit of terror.

Nah, that’s less fun