I like this one, it makes sense. And if you’re saving something to the cloud it could be pointing up instead, maybe towards a cloud.

Hoement sounds like a word, at least. A… Hoe moment?

But it doesn’t show ad’s, so there’s that

I’d look for a way to unplug the screen or something first. But then I’d probably find out they used some “clever” design to make me not be able to do that, and THEN I’d smash the screen.

Gotta be possible to remove with root permissions, no chance I’d let that spyware sit on my phone

Doesn’t have to be a bot, it could also be an underpaid employee of some outsourced callcenter working with templates. It’s a clown show either way.