Get her a pig and name it tarot deck.

I’ve always wanted a pig.

There’s way less content here but the content that is here is way better, and the level of intelligence and civility on display is night and day vs Reddit.

Yo yo mom

Zero.

Because I’m not a fucking pussy.

I never said I would.

I’d find terrible, horrible people, and just like, tiger my way into their house and fuck shit up, like, take a dump on their bed, smash their tv, etc. and then I’d go invisible, wait for the police to show up, do their thing, and start the process over again until they lost their minds.

I would also rob banks though to keep it balanced.

Wvery woman whos is NOT prostitute.

It is not because I have anything against women, or any particular love of prostitutes, i just think it would be hillarious to watch the consequences of a world with a 100:1 male:female ratio where the few remaining women are prostitutes.

would we get a mateiarchal society? Would dudes suddenly all go super gay? would a bunch more dudes become women? Would the prostitutes keep prostituting or would they marry the wealthiest men on earth? would the men annihilate whats left of the human race in nuclear frustration? what would all the non prostitutes do when eventually the pattern emerged and people figured out ehat was going on?

while i was at it i giess id kill all the male prositutes to see what happaned. or the complete inverse of that. either or works.