It same when i was called by friend who worked at police HQ, updating linux with showing terminal at full screen because i want to know if udate successful or not while i reinstal windows at some computer in that room.
all police that station almost killed me because they tough i hacked police database just because they saw terminal with some progress bar installing linux update.

I wish someone make github but for documents. Image your documents can be forked by someone and has many branches and revisions, it must be hilarious.

OKlahoma more like BADlahoma