These wrap around sunglass wont make you look like a conservative dad. And for only $1,500, you too can not look like a conservative dad.
Yes, there are REALLY $1,500. A bargin if you ask me.
What the Leeloo’s suspenders are those?
These are, and Im dead serious here, $1500 Oakley’s.
You’re not allowed to wear those unless you shave your head and put on a jump suit.
Tbh if you were to wear those and a lab coat, shaved head and a mustache you’d be a very, very crazy scientist
You are so right, I forgot about the mustache. But its got to be something like a horseshoe or a really big handlebar. Muttonchops might work too.
Instead you can be a techno-authoritarian autocrat thats plans are constantly ruined by an annoying blue hedgehog
I think this is more of a geographic problem than a fashion problem.
Real 🙃
No.
Julbo cycling glasses. They’re also the best tint changing lens out there, but pricey, very pricey. They’ll look sport-dorky, which is it’s own weird vibe. I have these (got them on big sale) for cycling, hiking, and mountaineering. They have a non “cover” version that’s more normal looking, too.
You do end up looking like Adam Jensen though.
Well, Adam Jensen with a fancy new beak aug.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone remotely fitting that description wearing a pair of these…
Oakley Radar EV path in ‘retina burn’ colorway.
Make sure to get the kind without colored reflections. Mirrored might work, if you’re fit. Dark tinted is your best bet.
Honestly I don’t care, I wear what I think looks good on me.
In my case though it’s my regular glasses + transitions because I can’t see shit without them.
Costco (maybe others too) have these new transition sunglasses and they work through your polarized windshield.
Basically they start out with a light tint but get darker depending on the amount of direct sunlight. I really love them because I don’t have to switch going in and out of stores or whatever and I can wear them when it’s partly cloudy without feeling like it’s night out when under cloud cover.
That’s what I have, got my new glasses last month. Even got a dark-greenish tint when darken.
My eyes are very sensitive to light, so I’ve been using “Men in Black” - style wraparound sunglasses since the late 90’s.
I am a dad, but pretty much as far from conservative one can be. Where I live conservative dads do not tend to use these at all.
I wear these Ray-Bans with Costco’s transition driveway lenses.
i would clock those as conservative dad
no offense to you or your style lilbokchoy
Those are the most generic sunglasses I can imagine. I’m pretty certain they don’t say anything.
No offense taken. I picked them because they fit the most comfortably for me.
My wife says I look like I’m on vacation this time of year because of how I dress in addition to the sunglasses.
The old man sunglasses from the 90s that go over your prescription glasses
wear thick linens and shaggy hair with beaded necklaces and you’ll look more like a “guy who wont give his name” than any particular affiliation
No
Just wear em but then don’t be an asshole. Disarm people. And call out people that assume you’re an asshole and try to talk to you like you’re one of them.
My partner is bald (not by choice) and white (also not by choice) and he gets racist people assuming he’s racist all the time. Just call em out or make them feel weird if they say some fucked up shit to you.
Is your partner Jeff Innocent? https://youtu.be/NdzFzg_YvGQ If not, maybe he’ll enjoy this
Alexa, play Darude - Sandstorm
Looks like the dude from Prodigy
Looks like dude from Home Movies
Coach McGurk.
😭😭
Wear whatever you want and try not to care about what other people think of it.
