I’m autistic, I’ve had one haircut since covid because I hate the sensory aspect of haircuts. I’ve been searching online of how to cut hair and it doesn’t look that hard, but a lot of people seem to advise against it. I think that if I fuck it up it’s not the end of the world, I can just go to a professional. But I have very long hair so I have a lot of opportunity for trial and error. I think that if I get some practice, it’s something I can continue to do going forward. I also don’t particularly care how it looks, I just want it to be shorter.


For a guy:
You’re not going to do anything well yourself except a buzz. And even then, there’s a learning curve.
If you’re trying to keep it long, you’re going to fuck it up.
For medium length, there used to be an “as seen on tv” product that was basically a shop vac that pulls hair into it, and cuts it a uniform length. I don’t know if they even sell them anymore, but that would be your only option.
If you just don’t care, start buzzing it. Do it often, like buzz today, and then buzz again after taking a shower. You’re going to miss spots and a shower in between makes the hair stand up different and easier to make it uniform
As you get better you can start doing it every two weeks or whatever, but at first do it really often to make sure you’re not leaving patches you can’t see.
That flowbee thing does look quite cool!
I am shocked to learn, and now you will know, too:
Flowbee is still around apparently!
George Clooney made Flowbee famous again by using in in 2020.
Yeah, that’s it.
For some reason my brain kept thinking “flowzy” and I figured if I guessed and was wrong it would throw off anyone who rembered it different
$225?
Best advice I’ve ever been given: if you don’t know what you are doing, pay someone who does. You may have a barber college nearby.