The year is 2026, you find out 90% of the fediverse are acually bots, but you have severe social anxiety. Do you continue using the fediverse regardless, or try going outside?

鳳凰院凶真 (Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

finitebanjo@piefed.world · 2 days ago

I already operate under the assumption that most of you might be bots.

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Would a bot make this?

鳳凰院凶真 (Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

(The photographer is dead)

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 1 day ago

That or the human who made this is a quad

ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net · 2 days ago

Me? I’m nobody.

Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Beep boop. Fuck! They caught me

finitebanjo@piefed.world · edit-2 2 days ago

I would have gotten away with it! If it weren’t for those meddling kids and their stupid dog, too!

the_q@lemmy.zip · 2 days ago

Says the bot.

MajorHavoc@programming.dev · 2 days ago

“We can’t all be robots, Truman. Because if we were all lying to you, I would be. I’m not a Robot, Truman.”

Paraphrased from Noah Emmerich’s fantastic delivery in “The Truman Show”.

Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org · 2 days ago

I am not a number, I am a free man!